The Age of the Cronut

A CNN article cites 10 things the U.S. does better than anyone else, and doesn't include anything too serious.

Here's the list:
1. Effusive greetings (can I get a wassssup?!)
2. Road trips
3. Derbies
4. Beer
5. Diversity (yeah, immigration! oh wait...)
6. Canyons
7. National parks
8. Eating (marked by this year's "gastronomic breakthrough" which is the cronut, a croissant-donut hybrid introduced in New York City)
9. Sports
10. Moving pictures

At this rate, we should be boasting about our ability to fill the streets with SUVs and pickpockets in no time. 

All hail the cronut.